African body builders, little elephant, BIG SAUSAGE INCIDENT and my first outing with my college friends...

So, this is my first blog entry since moving into my new environment. I must say that I am sorry for not entering new ones for the last few days as I was so bloody busy. Anyway, today, was the day that me and my other mates that were from the same orientation class to have our first outing together. 

The bus will move at about 9 a.m so I arrive at the orientation hall at about 8.50. After filling up some forms, I then sat down with my original CHINESE FRIENDS, THAT'S ALL THE WAY FROM MAINLAND CHINA!!!!

Sorry la my chinese friends from JESS...these guys are REAL CHINESE. ORI...haha.. We talked about many things. From Starcraft to Warcraft and of course..DOTA..haha. We talked mainly about computer games rather than anything else...

So, after getting a little bit bored  with my Eastern friends, I set my sight to my brothers from AFRICA!!!

I feel so bloody small you know..haha. Anyway, we chilled, we talked, as if we'd already known each other for a long time...maybe it's down to my nigger-ish roots. Oooppps, I shouldn't say the n-word...damn!!!

If only ma hair was little, from this picture looking on, I swear to you that I'm one of them...haha..

So, at about 9.30, 30 bloody minutes late, only then did the organisers decided to move and start our journey to Port Dickson. While riding in the bus, I chilled with my Chinese friends, and when I'm bored, I moved to my African friends. Don't know why but I feel like I'm a minority in that bus... =_='

After we arrived at the beach, at around 11.30, I first checked out the beach and a suitable place to put my stuffs. After finding a good place, I put down my stuffs, changed my clothes, and ran right on down to the water!!! And like a big bloody rock, after jumping into the sea, I sank all the way to the bottom. When I get my head out from the deep, I felt this bloody taste in my tounge that THE SEA IS SO FREAKING BLOODY SALTY!!!!! Maybe it was because of me who hadn't went to the beach for decades but when this homie of mines, I.B, jump into the water,

"This shitty sea is fucking salty!!!" he said to me. =_=' I guess seawater in Nigeria taste like chicken huh? haha...

I then went on a banana boat ride with both of my friends of different skin tone. It was my first so I was expecting a lot from it. But, as the ride went on, it turned out pretty boring and the only fun part was when the boat made a 90 degree turn and we all fell into the water. I swear to God that someone took the chance to kick me in the head while I was still submerged...=_='

Back on dry land, after cleaning myself, and of course after changing my clothes, I sat down with my chinese friends at a nearby stall to have our lunch. Oh, and the most interesting thing that happened was that while I was changing my clothes, inside those public toilets and changing rooms,  one of my chinese friend decided to like go bloody naked and bare everything to us. 

"Kepala buto mak dia..." I told myself. Luckily, he covered only his southern part, in front of course, with his hands while leaving his freaking Mainland China ass open and vulnerable to everyone. The other guys changing there were like,

"What the fuck?" haha.

"His dick is still in elephant form!!!" Abdu, from Zimbabwe told me while urging me to look at the thing that he was paying so much attention to. 

"I want to eat later motherfuck!!!" I told him, while keeping my voice as low as possible as my naked chinese friend was like a few feet behind me. =_='

While that little show was still on, I kept my view away from that spawn of Satan and looked around as I noticed that all these African friends of mine, ARE FREAKING BLOODY BODYBUILDERS!!!! Well, almost all of them. 

"I bet yours is like a freaking 100 foot long sausage huh?" I told I.B, whose body was like as tough as hell, with a little smurk in my face and pointing to his southern region. What was about to happen next is something that I'll never forget in my whole bloody life!!!

He pulled the front of his shorts with his right hand, took his left hand and put it on my head, turn my head towards that part that he want to show me and said in a very cool tone,

"You mean this? Nah, it's nothing..."

I was like.....stunned...speechless....amazed....bewildered...and confused on how could such a thing grew so bloody long and so bloody big. I will forever see sausages in a new light from now on....damn...

After that little, or should I say BIG accident, I quickly moved away from that dreaded place and out to the open beach to get a big chunck of fresh air back into my already confused brain. I'm still finding the logic on how that thing could grow to such a size!!!! damn it...

After having our lunch, with of course I.B next to me =_=', we then chilled by the beach to wait until 3 because that's the time that we'll be going back. We talked about some stuffs about their country, about Malaysia, about Malaysian food, about Malaysian chicks and all those manly stuffs that we men often chat about.

"Dude, that girl, is she married?" Ahmed, from Nigeria asked me refeering to a girl whose sitting on a bench along with her friends.

"Oooo, I understand. Ok, we never had this conversation ok?" I joked back at him while giving him a little smug in my face.

"No, no. I'm just asking. I wanna take a picture with her but she says she can't do that" He told me about what had happened earlier.

"In fact Ahmed, I'M HIS HUSBAND!!!" I answered while still joking and messing around with him.

"How am I supposed to bloody know if she's married or not." I tell him.

"Oh...." was Ahmed's response.

Haha...pity him. Only just 4 days in Malaysia but had already fallen in love...celaka...haha..

Anyway, when the time reached 3 and we all made our way back to the bus. We then continue our journey back to the college on that bus, raining, and this annoying Iraqi man who kept on taking pictures of everyone who were sleeping. I was sleeping so he showed me no mercy...haha. But I guess being friendly ain't a bad thing...

Looking back, it'd really been quite a day for me. From that HUGE SAUSAGE INCIDENT to looking my African brothers eating Malay food.. =_=' haha..they're were sewating like hell. Oh, the downside is that those African chicks, decided NOT to jump into the water....DAMN!!!!

So, there you have it ladies and gentlemen. My first ever 5th blog entry in my life is already finished..haha...