Ken Follet, Daytona USA, Bowling, Dr. Manhattan and a cheesecake.

Hahaha...I'm not exaggerating things when I say that I really forgotten that it was really my birthday. Not until Amir Fitri gave me a message that is. So, I'll give you guys a rundown on what I did that day. Oh, and I am so sorry for not writing more because I'm really busy these days...

Anyway, I'd been at Kluang since the day before and yes, I can speak a lil bit of Javanese... Wes mangan ye pak? haha..

So, the day started pretty much like the same. I was thinking that it was probably 10 or 11 of March...see how pathetic I am? I lost track of 4 days of my life... =_=' haha... Anyway, I woke up around 10 or 11 as I slept at 3 last night...reading a particular Ken Follet novel titled Pillars of The Earth until I lost the track of time. But anything to escape the pain of watching Akademi Fantasia with my grandma and other cousins...

So, after I took my bath, I pun selamba jer la sembahyang Subuh at around 11.30. It was lucky that my grandfather wasn't there as he will, like all good grandfathers do, give their grandkids a 30 minute lecture on things that I done wrong, and of course life...haha. After watching Dirty Jobs at Discovery, I was starting to get bored so I decided to take the 135 LC that my grandma have, and mines only a 125 WAVE =_=' , to go to town to kill time. 

To be frank, Kluang ni bukan kampung abis... Here got around 3 pretty decent shopping complex and Bangi have only 1...or is it 2...maybe it's also 3.. Anyway, due to having to much time and a tank full of gas, I decided to go around these 3 shopping complex and see what's people in Kluang do in their spare time. 

Tapi memang celaka la tempat2 dia...BORING!!!! Got this arcade, but semua game budak2!!! Boleh ke diorang letak Battle Gear 2 jer...kan lakhnat tu nama nyer... And then Daytona, I swear to God that I almost burn the bloody place down to the ground. I pilih manual, and then after that turn where I changed gears, the whole thing went auto... =_=' And I was racing with these few girls, quite cute, so I pun decided not to get beaten. BUT SUMPAH SIALAN BENDE TU, and of course those 3 girls like team up and ran my car through the wall...4 kali lak tu... =_=' Don't know what to say...and with my car looking like hell, I pun pandang dia, admit defeat, and senyum... The girls, all Malays, pun pandang la balik gelak2... I then quickly draw myself out from that place...thank God no one was around...especially dak2 BATTLE GEAR BANGI...haha..

After that, I went to the bowling alley in one of the shopping complex. Thanks to Amirul, who had taught me the art of bending that bowling ball, I must say that it had now become quite an obsession...tapi ada gak masuk longkang...haha.. But I must say that the bowling alley was quite a disappointment. Got only 18 lanes...and the balls, I think was second hand balls... Memang celaka.. And those three holes inside the balls, was like too small... Seriously, hampir tercabut JARI I!!! So I played 2 games...scored 70 and 89 for each game...hahaha..memang noob. But one accident that caught my eyes, and one I wanna share with you guys, is this girl...probably 20 something...pakai punye ketat....badan kira ok la...not to slim, no extra baggage. And kawan2 dia semua lebih kurang pakaian diorang...don't know who they wanna impress because those who are bowling at that time were family men and old people...

So, the girl that I was paying attention to, probably the one with the tightest jeans and shirt were about to throw her ball. I was only expecting to see how good she was with the pins but I think I saw something more. As she was waving her hand back to gain momentum with the ball, at that pinacle final moment, at the point where her right hand was at about her shoulder height and the bowling ball could possiblly be jam packed with the most amount of potential energy, my eyes suddenly caught sight onto a small thing that popped out around her right chest. With moments before she brought the ball down on the lane, I sharpen my view, focused my eye sight onto something that I was sure but not 100%. Eventually, I know that I don't have double vision and came to a conclusion that what I saw, was what some of us boys from JESS called....50 cent. 

I will be frank that I was a little bit aroused by that so I paced my bowling time so that when it was time for me to go back to my seat, I will be facing up to that girl who will just about to throw  the bowling ball in order to see the 50 cent again...haha... The second time was also a successful one as when I was pacing my steps back to my seat, she was in a position where her right hand was  at around her shoulder height and THAT thing popped out...again. I must say that I was somehow happy, relieved, and horny there. So, I sat on my seat while trying to accept the data coming from my eyes on the fact that I JUST SAW A WOMAN'S NIPPLE FOR GOD SAKE!!! After some while, I accepted it while think that it was my luck...

"Dah dia nak tunjuk...layan jer la.." I told myself...

Not only that, while I was siting, it was her turn again to throw the ball and suddenly, this bloody, crazy idea came into by retarded mind to see whether the girl was wearing anything under that tight jeans or not as to her being naked under the tight t-shirt up north. 

"Tolonglah...tolong la..." I wished when she was about to run down the lane, stretching her legs while releasing the bowling ball in her right hand in order to expose the outline of whatever she's wearing underneath that tight jeans of hers. I  readjusted my view, focusing 200% on her butt, =_=' yes, butt, in order to satisfy my curiosity on whether the girl was wearing anything underneath that tight jeans of hers. 

After that throw of hers, I took my sight away from her arse so that she wouldn't know that I was watching her...pathetic..=_=' While she was siting, I thought that I saw nothing that was being shown that resembles the outline of her underwear underneath that jeans of hers while she was stretching to her legs to throw the bowling ball. With that fact in mind, the first thing that came rushing into my head was that she was wearing nothing down south..only a pair of jeans!!! I must admit that I was excited but to double check whether my eyes weren't deceiving me, I looked up on the screen and noticed that this next throw of hers, will be her last. And her name was T KA though.. So, I pun bersiap-sedia for a sight that I might never see again until I get married. 

She picked up her preferred bowling ball, which is purple in colour. I pun took out my handphone, konon2  nak message orang so that it won't be too bloody obvious that I was staring somone's butt to other people around there. She walked down the aisle, with her purple bowling ball on her chest. Two more steps from the platform and she released her right hand backwards while I was beaming with exictement. The final step and she brought her right hand forward, released the bowling ball, bringing her right leg behind her left's while stretching and tighting her ever tight jeans even more. My mouth were already watery while my eyes paid 500% concentration onto that part of hers that mant men found so fond off. That moment came and while my eyes were fixed onto that part of hers, I must come to a conclusion, before she changed her sight and looked back behind, under my own perfectly fine and normal sight and mind, THAT SHE WORE NOTHING UNDERNEATH THAT TIGHT JEANS OF HERS!!!!!

"Oh God, let it rain down on me now... Let water soak through that tight t-shirt of hears, let water run down her tight jeans and onto her feet...REVEALING EVERYTHING TO ME... Please God...I beg thee.." I told myself, hoping very hard that a miracle will happen, thus bringing me 10 seconds worth of happiness.

Eventually, there were no smoke so the sprinklers weren't turned on....what else would you think, PERVERT!!! =_=' haha... I was kinda disappointed but the fact that I saw something that most people, especially most men would never see in their lifetime until they get married, compensated more than enough to make my day. haha...

So, after that little 20 seconds of happiness, I made myself to the nearby cinema to watch a movie. I had choosen to watch Watchmen as from the internet reviews, they were saying good stuffs about it while my friends, said that they hated it. Don't know why but the cinema were like only occupied in the back two row only. I guess many preferred GENG rather than this. Finally when the movie started, I realised that the rating for this movie was 18PL. =_='

I expected a typical superhero movie with all those cool graphics and I wasn't disappointed. BUT!!!!! The thing that really shocked me were those ehem..ehem parts.. Silk Spectre and Dr. Manhattan ehem...ehem... Silk Spectre and Night Owl ehem..ehem...again.. WHAT A WHORE!!! haha... Time Dr. Manhattan tengah ehem..ehem tu yg paling celaka... And yang lakhnat nyer, I was sitting next to a woman...probably as old as me..maybe even older. Time ehem...ehem tu berlaku, I looked towards the woman next to me, rasa cam jangkal sikit. Boleh lak time tu, dia pun pandang gak kat I... I laughed a little and she laughed too... After that, I pun slowly yet surely cair ke seat I... Makin lama makin bawah...trying to hide this little sensation that was brewing like a thunder down south...haha... And memang terkejut I bila time first2 nampak whole body Dr. Manhattan. Camera rolling downwards and bila sampai part tu, censored...CENSORED!!! 

"BAPAK BESAR!!!!" someone shouted from somewhere in the cinema...haha...celaka...

And boleh lak time tengah tengok movie, time tengah layan, ada orang wish happy birthday. I think the first was Amir Fitri. After receving his message, I was like what the fuck? I checked the date on my phone, the date on my ticket when I finally realised that it was 15th of March, and it was my freaking birthday... Haha.. To be frank, I was shocked, happy, sad, and kinda feeling stupid for myself for forgetting such a day. But to me, as House used to say about birthdays...

"Birthdays, usually I wear a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth managed to circle the Sun one more time. Thought that we wouldn't make it though but damn it if it weren't for those little planets...."

Anyway, bila dah tau, memang kinda sad because no one celebrated with me...sorang2 maen bowling...nampak nipple orang...haha... And when I reached home, the family there bought a cheese cake for me. I was shocked, but only little because I don't wanna over do it... Tapi memang satu, beli cheese cake only one..mana cukup!!!! haha...

Anyway, so there you have it ladies and gentlemen, my first ever 6th blog entry in my life is finished. And it'll be one of those that I can't never forget...haha...