Sunday, November 15, 2009

Things I learn after throwing a party...

There were some ups and downs, highs and lows, goods and bads of throwing a party. After throwing a bbq party last night, I think it should be shared for everyone's pleasure.

1. Meat should be sliced very, very, very thinly.

2. Meat and chicken should be left marinated overnight, not just 3 hours....damn.

3. Never, ever feel ashamed or afraid to ask for help from friends...thanks hakim, adlan...MVP dowh korang...

4. Malaysians tend to be late for at least 15 minutes, remember that Aiman.

5. Be ready for some unexpected company...damn little children...lol.

6. They were some unsporting people...suh ikut theme pun susah. Tak de baju konon...porraahhh!!! haha...

7. Them sporting people, you guys are sure to be on my list for any party I'll be throwing next time.

8. Girls are so insecure and cruel. Last minute cancelation la....no friends coming along la...tak de baju so can't come la...takut nanti tak de gang la... The point of going to a party, IS TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND HAVE FUN!!!! celaka...

9.Place to get food and place to chill should be placed not too far of a distance.

10. Have enough food; prepare for more than what you'd prepared...lol

11. Need to have something serious to dare with kalo maen game...JILAT!!! JILAT!!! haha...

12. People should say goodbye to the host when leaving the party...tak yah la tibe2 menghilang terus...

13. Girls don't trust me...celaka...

14. My social circle consist of mainly boys...celaka...

15. Pretty much of the lads are cool, sporting ones...great to invite to a party.

16. I never knew that people don't have at least one pair of rock oriented clothes at their house.



Last but not least...

17. Tight-ass jeans will at first kill and suffocate your balls, but, lame2, it feels kinda comfortable...lol


So, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. With that, I'd finished my first ever 30th blog entry in my entire life. Hope you guys enjoy it....cheers.

16 comments:

  1. daging gile tebal X_X, hahaha
    tp plg sng beli sosej byk2, sedap n mudah :)

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  2. ihsan: haha...on jer...nak theme gak tak? dress as your favourite male pornstar...lol

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  3. haha, sorry lut..ala, tu tanda tak kedekut la kan? haha...

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  4. cant agree more on nombor 1,2, 4, 8, 9, 10 and 11!
    u shud call us to bring some food so dat u no nid to spent too much.. 'pot luck' style ma.. and, im late for 1 hour lol.. cuz i had badminton till 8 hahaha...

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  5. brian: haha, chinese style and malay style parties are different...but yeah, i'll keep that in mind next time...

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  6. ah...nak ko terase gak...tu, ambik nombor 8 tu...lol

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  7. psh, were you at all surprised about no. 13?

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  8. 8D: haha...yeah2, come on, act surprised...

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  9. aiman. kau x ajak aku an. cni ahhh. stiap kali aku wat kenduri aku ajak kau kottt. haha. tp no 13 dan 14 tu x kan kau x tau? haha

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  10. fathi: haha...lol. i was delusional dowh...haha

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  11. aiman,janji nk amik aku kat umah. Aku dah pakai ala2 KISS tau

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  12. nabilah: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

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  13. last point is totally right. at 1st is killin me..
    msk jap, ddk jap, chat2 jap, posing jap.... Boom, is like 1 wit my balls!!!!!..hahahahahaha

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  14. alan: haha....maybe sebab time tu our balls were already numb...without any anesthetic...hahaha

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