The things that girls had done to me...

I don't know why, but for these past few days, weeks in fact, there is this one bloody thing that keeps on circulating in my mind over and over and over again. This thing is stuck in my head thus leading me to write a new entry about it. Since you guys had read the title, SPOILER ALERT, it's about women.

I kept on thinking about them, like...more than once a day. Don't know why... And mind you, it's not due to me watching to much porn...or is it? haha..Seriously ladies, it's not because of that...

Anyway, after a few days doing some soul searching of my own, I decided that it is time for me to do a tribute to the women that had rocked my world, either physically or mentally, or sexually or not sexually...haha.

This tribute is written according to a timeline which starts from 1991 till 2009. I will try my best to remember all the girls and all the stuffs that they had done to me....sound so bloody horny..haha.

1991

-This particular girl gave birth to me. She nursed me inside her belly for 9 months, giving me all the tender loving care that every man should receive. But sadly, I can't remember a thing...haha. When delivering me is due on the 15th of March, the doctor decided that I was too bloody big and decided to let me die in her belly. BUT SHE SAID NO!!! She said she will risk a C-Section in order for me to live...and I did. You guys do know that I was just dramatising the last part right? To add a little bit of suspense...haha. Of all the women that I had met, this girl is the most special, awesomest, coolest, amazingest, and legendariest one...haha.

1992

-The girl I mentioned above gave birth to another important girl in my life. I envy her because she came out of my mother the natural way...damn. And I started to feel that she is taking all the spotlight and attention...haha.

1995

-A girl gave me my first ever birthday party that I can remember.

-A girl made me cried so hard because we were moving from Selayang to Kajang, leaving all my good friends there.

1996

-A particular girl gave me my first ever Lego set. From that day onwards, I know that I will eventually become an engineer.

1997

-A girl gave me my first bicycle. From that day onwards, I know that I will eventually become a Moto GP rider.

-A girl introduced me to another girl and then she introduced me to a boy that some people say is my twin but only of different skin colour...haha. And thank God, up to this day, I'm very thankful to have met that boy...

1998

-For the first time in my life, I met a lot of girls that are whiter and fairer than me. And they speak of a language that I do not understand.

-A girl speaks of a language that I don't understand, and blaming me for it...=_='

-They are girls that made me feel inferior and lonely.

-A special girl came into my life by teaching me the secrets and technique to speak and understand the language that once made me feel like a lesser form of life.

1999

-The first girl that I mentioned above, gave birth to a boy. And this boy, came out the same way I did..because he was too big. But not as big as me...haha.

2000

-A girl made me felt all warm and fuzzy inside, even though I do no know what it was at that particular time.

-Three girls helped carry me to meet a doctor after I had twisted my ankle...haha.

-A girl showed me that discipline is the only thing that is important to become a success.

-A girl whipped my ass...or is it hands, with a cane in front of everyone..haha.

-A girl made me felt afraid of her.

-A girl made me felt afraid towards Chinese spelling...haha.

-A girl made me felt inferior again...haha.

2001

-A girl kept doing the things from 2000...damn...

-A girl made me sat in a special place...DAMN...

-A girl made me start to hate her.

-A girl made me feel powerless.

-I started to treat a girl....differently from other girls...haha.

2002

-A girl kept doing the things from 2000 and 2001...not a word..

-A girl made me hate Mathematics.

-A girl beat me in badminton...it's not funny guys...haha.

-A girl showed me the funny side of English.

-A girl made me feel a little bit of hatred towards English

-A girl showed me the wonders of Chest...or was is CHESS...haha.

-A girl showed me the wonders of Chinese Chess.

-A girl made me act differently in front of her.

-A girl made me try to be cool.

-A girl made me wait besides her bus everyday before she goes home.

-A girl made me think things...

2003

-A girl, yes, you guessed it, kept on doing the stuffs from 2000, 2001, and 2002...=_='

-The same girl, stopped doing it by the end of the year...YEAY!!! haha.

-A girl made me loved Mathematics back.

-A girl made me felt that I could achieve a great result in UPSR...haha.

-I beat a girl in badminton...LEGENDARY!!

-A girl showed me the wonders of hip hop.

-A girl made me cry....damn...

-A girl showed me that, all the things she had done in the past, was for my goodness sake.

-I think I started to know what was the feeling I had for the girl back in 2000...it was called LO...no, a CRUSH...haha..

-A girl made me talked about her with my boy friends...haha.

-A girl made me had a little rivalry with a particular boy...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

-A girl made me said stupid and moronic things to a boy....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...the special one who's reading this, you know what is it right?

-A lot of girls were cheering me on as I was involved in a rope pulling competition...^^ haha..

-A girl made me felt so sad because it was time for us to say goodbye...sumpah bangang...haha.

2004

-I was in a new environment where all the girls, were pretty much that are of the same colour as me...and I was feeling weird...haha.

-I was talking to girls not like how I talked to them back during my late 90s and early 00s...haha..

-I started to have feelings for lots of girls...ye2, gelak la kuat2..celaka...

-At least two girls made me felt mentally inferior.

-I was appointed leader to all the boys and girls in my class..

-BUT the girls revolted and planned an uprising. The girls break through the doors of my house while I was sleeping, killed my wife and kids, dragged me with me only in my underwear, brought me to a execution square, where I was unjustly crucified and burnt my body for the reason that I was a devil worshipper...........no la, they just reported to the teacher and the teacher summoned me.

-Girls made me felt so ashamed of being incapable of being a leader.

-I let go of my post as I was too bloody angry with the girls.

-I started to hate girls...and began liking boys...no la...just the first part..haha.

2005

-I was shocked as I was picked as a candidate as class president...and to know that it was the girls that planned my downfall last term who were the ones that suggested my name, I was like....what the fuck?

-I won the fight for the presidency with another candidate who succeded me last term and to my amazement, it was the girls who planned my downfall last term that voted for me...celaka...

-And to further make things confusing, my vice president, was the same girl who was my vice president last term that was the leader to the uprising.

-I wasn't as straight forward as I was back then so I decided to keep it to myself, working cautiously with the girls in my class, especially those from the asrama...damn...

-As months went by, I started to actually thought that the girls had changed. And working together with them were actually quite fun.

-Girls think that I talked too loud.....so what? haha...

-Girls think that I laughed too much and too loud....HAHAHA???

-Girls think that I was too big...BLAME GOD YOU MORRONS!!!

2006

-I met girls who understood my humour...haha.

-I met girls who tolerated my hornyness...haha.

-I met girls who laughed as loud as me...haha.

-I met girls who were quite cool...and open.

-I was made class president again, made me thought that I HAD POWER OVER WOMEN! haha...

-I started to flirt with girls.

-I started to look at girls when they don't know that I'm looking...stalker? haha...

-I started to like lots of girls...ye2, gelak la kuat2 lakhnat!!!

-This particular girl made me felt like how it was back at 2000.

-A girl made me do stupid things...

-A girl made me embrace the feminie side of me...waduh...

-A girl made me went all romantic...haha..

-A girl became my first professional more-than-friends mate...haha.

-A girl made me bought lots of chocolates for her.

-A girl made me changed tuition centres because of wanting to be close with her.

-A girl made me confess my feelings via Friendster....hahahaha...dah2, it's not that funny.

-A girl made me thought that I was on top of the world.

-A girl made me feel loved.

-A girl made me thought that this happiness will never end.

-A girl made me being friends with her girl friends...haha.

2007

-A girl made me go to an all boys school....=_='

-I started to miss girls.

-I was starting to become crazy because of lack of girls....haha.

-A girl made me missed her very deeply.

-A girl made me dump her, via the phone.

-A girl made me felt lonely.

-A girl, made me hate numbers....ADD MATHS....celaka....

-A girl, made me hate PHYSICS...NUMBERS...CELAKA!!!

-A girl made me had my first ever single digit in an examination...damn...

-A girl made me looked at her butt when she doesn't realised it....haha..dah terdesak..and gersang..what can a man do?

2008

-A girl, two in fact, actually watched and loved HOUSE...haha.

-I met a girl whom last I saw her was back at 2003 when we were in an English camp, together.

-I met lots of girl who were of the same primary school as me.

-I told a girl that I think of her as a lesbian...haha...

-I told a girl that I think of her as a bisexual chick...haha...

-I tried to flirt with this one girl, but she was way too hot for me...

-As time goes by, confidence is back in me and to my amazement, she's open about my jokes and sense of humour...LEGENDARY!!!

-I looked at a girl constantly when she thinks that no one is watching her...

-A girl bought me my first ever motorcycle.

-I started to have feelings for this girl, the ones that are the same as back at 2000.

-A girl made me felt so nervous when talking to her.

-A girl made me felt that I was chewing on my toungue while talking to her.

-But the girl was oblivious so I kept my feelings to myself.

2009

-I watched too much HOUSE and HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, this led me to openly tell the girls that I like, that I was physically attracted to them.

-A girl thought that I was weird.

-A girl thought that I was a pervert.

-A girl thought it was cute...haha.

-A girl thought it was awesome.

-I told my feeling to the girl from 2008 and her reactions was...mixed.

-Oh, and I met girls from Africa, who made me felt pretty inferior...haha.

So, there you have it. Ladies and gentlemen, with that, my first ever 15 blog entry in my life, is finished. And it's about all the BAD things...and of course them good ones that the opposite sex had done to me...haha.